Oh Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
Now, Campelton Loch is a beautiful place,
A place where the whisky is trim;
How nice it would be if the whisky was free,
And the loch was full up to the brim.
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
I'd buy a yacht with the money I got,
I'd anchor her out in the bay;
If I wanted a nip, I'd go in for a dip,
I'd be swimming by night and by day.
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
We have a gathering of the clans,
They come from near and far;
I can see them grin as they're wading in,
And jumping from the bar.
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
But what if the boat should overturn,
And drowned in the Loch was I?
You wouldd hear me shout, you would hear me call out,
"What a wonderful way to die!"
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
But what's this I see, ochone for me,
It's a vision to make your blood freeze;
It's the police afloat in a dusty bright boat,
And they're shouting, "Time, gentlemen, please!"
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry.
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
Campelton Loch, och aye!
Oh, Campelton Loch, I wish you were whisky,
I would drink you dry